One morning at the clinic of one of the Russian city came with a strange couple diagnosis woman - back second-degree burns and a concussion, the man - the deep damage to the penis.

On the question of the doctor, as it happened, the couple responded only after they have finished hysterical, which was expressed in the Homeric burst of laughter mixed with the flow of battle, facing each other.

After a restful heard and recorded was roughly as follows:

Husband:

Waking up in the morning, I wanted to make my wife a gift - to prepare her favorite treat - pancakes with strawberry jam. Deciding not to waste time getting dressed, I went up to the plate, spread the dough warmed pan and began to bake ......

Wife:

Waking up in the morning, I did not find my husband there, but felt the delicious smell wafting from the kitchen. Throwing light robe, I went out to see what was going on. The kitchen was my husband completely naked and prepared my favorite food: pancakes. The fit of tenderness for my only came over me, I threw off his robe, like a slave, threw herself at his feet and began to caress him there ... He loved it so ...

Husband:

Feeling the gentle touch of lips quivering my precious, I first relaxed, then to spice up, decided to show the upper class. Like a real chef, I tossed the pancake up, hoping to catch him .......

Wife:

My affection is becoming more sophisticated, smooth lips moved, and his hands gently hugged buttocks ... Suddenly, the fire burned my back, for a moment it seemed to me that I poured a vat of hot tar. The pain I screamed loudly and closed her jaws around the penis of her husband. As it turned out, it was a pancake, not caught by my husband ......

Husband:

Such a pain I never felt in my life, and God forbid you try this: just cramp my body is paralyzed. Do not hold back, purely reflex with all the force I dropped the pan on the head of his wife .....

She just woke up in the hospital, thanks to her husband, who, in spite of the severe wound, had the courage to dial 03.

It remains only to add - be careful and remember: any initiative is punished!

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The concern of most couples is to have a private life full and satisfactory to maintain happiness, however, some circumstances can directly affect your sexuality, then how can you have a perfect sex?

This concern has been recorded since the eighteenth century, and in 1684 was published a manual of sex and pregnancy that was sold in secret among young people living in the UK.

In the following video Nice Velez, host of At the start of the day, Cadenatres, tells you more about the famous perfect sex manual, published in 1684.

However, this manual sex is overrun with perfect knowledge currently exists about sexuality, so we give the following seven keys to have a sexual life enjoyable.

1. Let yourself go. Forcing orgasms or intimate encounter only reduces sexual desire , according to information posted on the website Psychology Today .
2. Connect. strengthen links with your partner increases trust and communication, which will help to express our desires.
3. Feed desire. Identify the factors that make you reach climax or stimulate your libido and take advantage of them to the fullest. Enjoy the wow factor to enhance passion.
4. Have fun. Having a clear mind free of stress will help you increase your libido and enjoy an intimate encounter with your partner .
5. Fill yourself attitude. Lay aside taboos and explore your body. The thoughts of guilt, judgment and personal obsessions can negatively impact your sex drive .

Although there is a sex manual, only you are responsible for having a pleasant intimate life, so you should know your body, emotions and sensations to 100% to reach the climax .

Do not forget to take into account the needs of your partner so that both enjoy the same. Protect yourself and live a carefree sexuality!

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According to a study by Florida State University in Tallase, 82% of the women tested mentioned that, on occasion, have experienced a release of fluid at the moment of climax / Source: Photos.com

It can be understood as female ejaculation to the expulsion of a variable amount of fluid, which may be clear or transparent, by Skene's glands during orgasm, however, how common is it?

According to a study conducted by the Florida State University in Tallase, 82% of the women tested mentioned that, on occasion, have experienced a release of fluid at the moment of climax, though, is this all that surrounds this body's physiological response to sexual pleasure?

Sex toy bank has four data you should know about female ejaculation:

1. It is not always noticeable. According to Emanuele Jannini L'Aquila University in Italy, the reason why some women notice ejaculation and others do not is because the openings of the Skene's gland vary in size from a woman to another.

2. It is composed.  contains glucose and an enzyme known as prostatic acid phosphatase, which is a major component of semen as it comes from the prostate, which shows that the point G can be an equivalent of the male body, as demonstrated by a study published in The Journal of Sexual Medicine.

Its main characteristic is its sweet smell, very different from vaginal lubrication depends on diet and menstrual cycle of women.

3. Where are these glands. The urethral opening is located above the vaginal opening, below the clitoris. At first glance glands are not, but they all fall within the vagina, in its anterior wall, surrounding the urethra and leading it through small holes.

4. There is no standard or measure of how much flow is ejected. According to Beverly Whipple, professor at Rutgers University in New Jersey and president of the American Association of Sex Educators, Counselors and Therapists, most women are lying during sex and the amount of liquid is so small that sometimes does not come out. But it has been shown that all women ejaculate a substance through which the urethra is not urine.

Remember, for a full pleasure in the privacy you need to learn to know yourself and what you like or not. Moreover, respect and trust are key in any relationship.

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